@PlasmaChemist: Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?
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@Hellaphantitis: At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
@WilliamAder: Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.
@tigersgoroooar: Online guy: wanna chat I’m 9 inches Me: i’m 5′8′‘ you would barely reach the middle of my shin how could we hold hands on our wedding day