@PlasmaChemist: Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?
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@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.
@Ideal_Victoria: I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos.
@Michael_Erhart: There's that girl again. Time to impress her. *Rolls down the window blasting a science podcast*
@leechee420: Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart. Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable.