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@PlasmaChemist: Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?
@aguywithnolife: searching for people who think cologne is spelled colon is my favorite thing to do
@anjeanettec: "Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?" - Fox News
@Jandalize: Forget Klondike, you should see what I'd do for an open bar.
@AdderallMomma: "I'll be black" the potato dramatically announced moments before going into Sarah Connor's freezer
@funnybeachgirl: Friday night plans
*break into plastic surgeon's office
*put goldfish in the silicone implants
*sneak away undetected
*giggle like a maniac