@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to all the animals that help Disney princesses get shit done.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AGreaterMonster: If Twitter adds an edit button you'll retweet "I like kittens" and ten minutes later it'll say "I drink period blood."
@BlindChow: [unleashes dog at dog park] me: don't embarrass me now dog: i won't *sees pretty girl* me: hi, i'm– dog: he drinks wine through a straw
@djdarrellripley: It's true. Parents that use drugs, have kids that use drugs. So, there's an important lesson here... Don't have kids.
@Sulky_Girl: My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office.