@Julie_Cooker: Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time.
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@itsboyschapter: you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it
@dafloydsta: Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf.
@jctwritesstuff: Me: So anyway, I don't know why people think LSD is so weird. Three-legged, bright pink Griffin: I know, right? Me: I like your top hat.
@rickolantern: Just finished the first chapter of this novel. Tons of characters with the same name and really hard to follow. Sir, that's a phone book.