@Rlpihl: Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago
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@internetluke: TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?
@VeganZebra: The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible
@Smooheed: *signs into Skype meeting with very important clients* *tries to sound incredibly intelligent* *gets attacked by moth* *falls off chair*
@ch000ch: one time a kid at recess said i couldnt actually dig a hole to china, i said "Watch me" then walked away. i avoided him the rest of the year