@Rlpihl: Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago
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@anylaurie16: Chelsea Clinton charges $65,000 for a 10 minute speech. How many times has her husband said, "Honey, I can’t afford to hear about your day.”
@GurjarShakti: Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic.
@KatieKatCubs: My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy.
@aveuaskew: You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't.