@joshgondelman: Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
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@jwoodham: Every time I go for a run I think "why am I even doing this?" Then I look back and see all the cops chasing me and it's like "oh yeah, duh."
@RyanSaysWords: The Foo Fighters did a really good job, because I haven't had to deal with any Foo in years.
@AlexvanBeek: Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men