@Yankeegiant72: ... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers.

@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.

@Laser_Cat: Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?

@duhh3322: I grew up living paycheck to paycheck , but through hard work and perseverance i now live direct deposit to direct deposit.

@Fred_Delicious: "Hello this is your captain speaking. I have fallen out of the plane yikes lol. Very impressed with the range on this Bluetooth headset tho"