@joshgondelman: Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
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@Robert_Beau: CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work.
@Laser_Cat: Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?
@duhh3322: I grew up living paycheck to paycheck , but through hard work and perseverance i now live direct deposit to direct deposit.