@SkinnerSteven: Shout out to my self-aware friends, you know who you are
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@KateWhineHall: Fun Fact: If you hear small kids running around laughing hysterically, within 2 min. at least one will be on the floor crying hysterically.
@jonnysun: JOB INTERVIEWER: can you explain this gap in your resume ME: yes its 7pts tall, separates two sections in a visually pleasing way, and aligns to a carefully proportioned grid INTERVIEWER: no, i mean here where it says you didn't work for two years ME: i.. was designing my resume
@JediGigi: People whose TL is only quotes from famous people---You do realize you're not a desk calendar, right?
@huntigula: GUY: are u doing the mannequin challenge? ME: [standing perfectly still w/ awkward facial expression] no this is just how I am around people