@timdonakowski: Shout out to politicians for keeping the word "folks" alive.
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@shariv67: I would not advise turning your frown upside down. The surgery is extremely painful and not covered by most insurance.
@MarcusOreally: Boredom is the leading cause of pregnancy. Unless you're on Twitter 24/7. Then it becomes the leading form of birth control.
@juliussharpe: A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, "Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."