@BBQJones28: Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week.
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@Jenny4ashley: A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
@rickkondell: There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
@chimneyspotter: What idiot called it "CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery" instead of "Baguette and Tag It"
@TheAlexNevil: It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad.