@BBQJones28: Shout out to the dude who's followed and unfollowed approximately 25632 times this week.
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@shkeeber: 1. Find homeless man. 2. Bathe him. 3. Wash & patch up his clothes. 4. Give him a record player. 5. Congratulations, you own a hipster.
@slyoung5: Good news: He told me I was his penguin. Bad news: Penguins only have sex once a year.
@jakob_huber: You'd think Bowser would start locking the front door of his castle after the first time Mario just walked right in like he owned the joint.