@DanKCharnley: he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish

@InternetHippo: It was easier to pick a career when the only choices were farming and witchcraft

@jlock17: If our children don't learn cursive, how will they ever be able to read those inspirational tattoos people put on their ribs?

@Kyle_Raney: Subway Guy: Enjoy your sandwich Me: You too! Subway Guy: Me: Me: *gives him my sandwich* this is yours now

@HeyZeus666: In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me.