@iwearaonesie: *opens paper towels*
dog
me: It's not food
*opens mail*
dog
me: It's not food
*opens package of scissors*
dog
me: It's not f
@TheDailySchmuck: I can deal with shootings and police harassment.
But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music.
Time to leave the ghetto
@gazg74: I'd totally shake what my momma gave me but abandonment issues aren't really a tangible physical manifestation.....
@ericsshadow: Broke my ankle at 19 years old and didn't miss a single day waiting tables. Last week I took 3 days off work because my cat had diarrhea.
@ch000ch: ME [8:49PM]: on my way, taking a crab
GF [8:50PM]: u mean a cab
ME [8:52PM]: not exactly. be there in several days
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