@KenJennings: Shout out to whoever invented Braille! Maybe nobody remembers your name but you came up with a pretty dope way for blind people to read
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@iwearaonesie: wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
@PhilLaysheO: If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?
@pstamato: "What if something fell off your glass every time you picked it up? That'd be great." - The inventor of coasters