@GrantTanaka: Shoutout to the wife for stacking her shampoo bottles in the shower like she's on her last 3 turns on Jenga.
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@richardosman: Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: he's cute, how old is he? Guy: 25 months Me: first kid? Guy: yeah, how'd you know? Me: because you didn't say "he's 2"
@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.