@funnyordie: Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.
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@Sassafrantz: [stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself.
@mommy_cusses: When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback.
@KenJennings: You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it "Chumbawumba," right?