@funnyordie: Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won.
@TinaMav: Next time a stranger talks to me when I'm alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"..