@SCbchbum: Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch.
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@krisv_723: Him: I just got stung. I'm allergic. Grab me my EpiPen. Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl.
@DWaitress: You're right, sir. It's MY fault that your credit card was declined. Please, tell me again how much money you have in that account.
@JasonLastname: Who'd win if Batman fought Santa? Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.