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@Playing_Dad: *shuts down road going both ways*
Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened.
*pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*

*shuts down road going both ways*
Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. 
*pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*

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