@rolldiggity: Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION.
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@colsonwhitehead: Saw lady reading my book & was gonna say hi but I'm wearing the same shirt as in author photo & didn't want her to think I only had 1 shirt.
@iinkedZombie: My daughter wanted a Cinderella themed birthday party, so I invited All of her Friends over and made them clean the house.
@murrman5: titanic but with Jackie Chan "so he like fights the iceberg?" no everything is exactly the same