@weinerdog4life: Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse
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@amazymay72x: sure mugger, run away with my purse holding half used lipstick, 1 tampon, maxed out credit cards n negative bank card. whos laughing now?
@vineyille: Sir this bag is too heavy, you’ll have to pay an extra $25 to check it. Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*
@SpacePlankton: *watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*
@chris_isloi: I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song.