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@jjblonde84: Silence is golden...
But duct tape is silver.
@AaronCSU54: My therapist thinks meeting women on twitter for sex is a bad idea. His wife disagrees.
@notorious_stars: My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them
@Kyle_Lippert: "I love u"
"Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?"
"Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"
@kelkulus: Whichever marketing genius created the "Kim Kardashian Kollection" must not know much about history or acronyms.
@English_Muffin: Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it...