@stonedcoldlazy: Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?
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@cosmicbibi: My hobbies include humming the Jurassic Park theme song to my chickens, to make them feel more in touch with their ancestors.
@JohnFugelsang: Welcome to America, where the politicians we dislike 'flip-flop on issues' but the politicians we like 'evolve.'
@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person
@SortaBad: Last month my mom asked what "af" meant and I said it meant "like REALLY something" without saying what it stood for