@stonedcoldlazy: Since Canada isn't making the penny anymore-did the price of a thought just go up to a nickel?
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@E_lok44: Feel like you're falling apart? Coming undone? Can't keep it together? You should have eaten more paste as a child.
@DamnitJosh: "Better to be pissed off than pissed on!" Actually, I prefer a third scenario where I'm not angry or covered in piss.