@BazarComedy: Since it would take human contact to get Ebola. Everyone on Twitter is safe.
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@GeorgiaSweet20: Me:*on phone* OMG thats hilarious! OK I gotta go, everyones staring. K bye. *hangs up* Im ready. Priest: And do you take this man, in holy
@OhNoSheTwitnt: There should be LEGO movies of everything. LEGO Die Hard. LEGO John Wick. Hell I'd even watch LEGO 50 Shades of Grey.
@AimeeHelene1: At a red light: Me: *turns to face car next to me* *rolls down window* Guy: *looks* Me: *loudly sings song* *dances* G: *panicked look*