@aimlessamers: Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?
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@nbadag: *mob meeting* ayo new guy—who're you? "they call me the butcher" oh yea? why's that, butch? *smacks him with a pork loin* "no reason"
@jackmackenroth: My bank says my password isn't strong enough. Did it ever stop and think that my password has a lot going on right now?
@trouteyes: BREAKING: A man who took British Airways to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.