@aimlessamers: Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?
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@Brampersandon_: [date] ME: ill have the fish & chips MERMAID: are u serious? ME: what MERMAID: *tries to storm off but ends up just flopping around a bit*
@trevso_electric: I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than "pull an all-nighter" with you.
@POOPSCRUFFIN4U: I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top