@aimlessamers: Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?
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@zachreinert03: I'm really glad they named a park bench after my uncle in memorial. It fits, he was great at having homeless ppl sleep on top of him
@SamGirlSunday: I don't know about you, but I could really go for a punch in your face right now.
@mynameisntdave: [sex] GF: u bring protection? ME: ya [i show a gun] GF: not what I meant ME: I kno, I have a fox guarding us. The gun is for if it wigs out
@nerdonfire1: Apparently, the words "I'd still hit it" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral