@Matchema: Since when did 'scrotum brown' become a cool colour to buy a jeep in?
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@kerouac741: Seductively calls you out on your bullshit. Just kidding, I don't do anything seductively.
@murrman5: ...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*
@xysist: Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG