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@ArfMeasures: "Sir how should we sell scissors?"

SADISTIC CEO: Put them in tough plastic that..get this*cries with laughter* u have to open with scissors

“Sir how should we sell scissors?”

SADISTIC CEO: Put them in tough plastic that..get this*cries with laughter* u have to open with scissors

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