@trevso_electric: Sir. Your burrito is $5.97. With guacamole, your total comes to $386,932.32
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@mugkip: "DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in* ur under arrest "FOR WHAT" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease
@dshack8: Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak.
@Cheeseboy22: If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces.