@PimpBillClinton: Siri, does this look infected?
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@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 1701. Maryland legalized divorce in cases where the wife displeased their clergyman. What kind of kinky cult was that?
@mynameisntdave: Wow, my son running for student body president just punched a kid on the school newspaper & then the school board made my son the principal.