@daemonic3: Siri: Retweet me.
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@UnderTheJewFro: I was starving earlier so I opened up a beanbag chair. There were no beans, only styrofoam. Im furious, Im hungry and I have nowhere to sit.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]
@meganamram: If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends