@daemonic3: Siri: Retweet me.
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@Ideal_Victoria: Me: *scratches another tally mark into these prison walls* Boss: stop damaging the office walls!
@abbycohenwl: Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes
@simoncholland: You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. "Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left" "Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."
@Marcmywords2: "Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore.