@JasonBerlin: 1. Bang knee on table - curse life.
2. Check credit card balance.
3. Think back to sweet moment when you banged knee on table.
@BromanConsul: "You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"
"Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"
"YOU READ MY BIO"
@tequilasaltlife: He's going to change just for you?
Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid
@Brianhopecomedy: Went on a trampoline with my 1 year old and learned that if you jump JUST right it unfortunately turns into a baby catapult.
@Cryptic1iam: This is an ugly term. This "Stalker". I prefer unpaid investigator.
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