@RickAaron: I had a fountain drink at the mall today. All those pennies make the water taste terrible.

@BruceForce: I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me

@girlontapas: I tried to let the wine breathe but it needed mouth to mouth. So who's the hero now?

@3nymph: [raises eyebrow] [watches eyebrow graduate] [cries at eyebrow's wedding]

@ComedicBust: Whenever I kill an ant, I always assume a surviving ant tells the rest of the ants and they have a meeting on how to kill me in my sleep.