@knot_eye: Siri, when does the restraining order expire?
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@RickAaron: I had a fountain drink at the mall today. All those pennies make the water taste terrible.
@BruceForce: I mainly get my exercise by awkwardly running to doors when people hold them open for me
@girlontapas: I tried to let the wine breathe but it needed mouth to mouth. So who's the hero now?