@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.
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@AndyAsAdjective: "How did your *looks down at notes scribbled on hand* favorite sports team do in their *looks down again* sporting contest today?"
@gm_cage: My 8 yr old son just told me Nutella is a delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas. He's ready for Twitter.