@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.
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@causticbob: Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.
@llvvzz: Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter.
@sarah1mc: When I get murdered the neighbors will be on the news like, "Wow, I can't believe it took so long."
@LoveNLunchmeat: Half the people who follow me are waiting for the nervous breakdown; the other half follow because they're easily impressed by semicolons.