@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.
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@DothTheDoth: Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing.
@eyeswidebutt: me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe
@rocknthepurple: I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell.