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@JasonLastname: [sitting at bar next to cute woman]
You remind me of my late wife.
"Oh I'm so sorry."
Don't be, *looks across restaurant* there she is now.

[sitting at bar next to cute woman]
You remind me of my late wife.
“Oh I’m so sorry.”
Don’t be, *looks across restaurant* there she is now.

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