@ThaJawn: *skips away in terror
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@jabbins: Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
@cashbonez: I've decided to become one of those super relatable twitter accounts. Folks, dontcha just hate it when you drop cob of corn and it rolls out your open front door and people are calling you all day going "I saw your corn"
@Darlainky: I'm not saying that I haven't incorporated math into my adult life. I'm just saying I could've dropped out after elementary school.
@kwirkyKerri: The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy.