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@thenatewolf: *Slides a five across the bar*

Bartender: Did you... Did you break this off our sign out front?

Me: (Confidently) tap water please.

*Slides a five across the bar*

Bartender: Did you… Did you break this off our sign out front?

Me: (Confidently) tap water please.

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