@blondediva11: Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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@5hael: I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers.
@TheMichaelRock: According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*
@serialmatrix: If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?