@LuvPug: Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
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@Dawn_M_: Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You.
@WineMummy: Me:*screaming in horror in the bathroom* Him:*banging on door* Are you ok? WTF is going on? M:I found a gray hair! H:So? M:IN MY EYEBROW!!
@bingowings14: [creating the Octopus] Angel: How about a spider in a wetsuit? God: Weird but I like it. Make it edible.