@LuvPug: Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@aveuaskew: Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest.
@CruisinSoozan: The lady on the news said that alcohol sales are down significantly in Alberta. I’ve been sober for 57 days. So technically, I was on the news tonight.
@ewfeez: GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four