@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.
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@shimmala: My kids are gonna be super disappointed when they find out sweet talk involves no exchange of tangible confectionary goods.
@TheDairylandDon: October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it.
@OtherDanOBrien: "HELP! Frankenstein's attacking me!" 911: Frankenstein? Or Frankenstein's *monster*? "AAAH he ripped my arm off" 911: Which one did, sir