@AKATriple: So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it...
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@autocorrects: You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.
@ahamedweinberg: Tombstones should just say how old the person was. I don't wanna walk around doing grave math.
@timdonakowski: I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.