@NikiWithIssues: So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad.
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@OctopusCavemann: Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone Skeletor: *throws stone* Jesus: HEY! Skeletor: I’m sorry. Did you say “skin” or “sin?” I don’t have ears.
@NoogsCorner: The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute.