@NikiWithIssues: So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad.
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@MelvinofYork: *watching tv Me: "Don't just stand there, idiot! Run! Escape while there's still time! God, I can't watch" Wife: (turns off wedding video)
@daemonic3: Most Well-known Speeches: 1. Gettysburg Address - Abe Lincoln 2. I Have a Dream - Martin Luther King 3. You Need to Floss - Every Dentist