@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
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@VenisVal: Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!
@Marlebean: Oops, I "accidentally" left my in-laws at the grocery store. Darn. I guess I'll just have to get them Monday on the way back to the airport.
@QueenofSparta: She's a macaroni art maker, he creates pictures of Jesus on toast. Their budget is $1.2m. *House Hunters