@Phook75: So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response
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@PressOneForNo: I really hope my 2 year old daughter is this difficult to get into bed when she's 18
@Sirrruh: So he says, "Argh! Give me yer booties!" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT.
@just1fool: Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess.