@carlyken: So far my toddler's most impressive defense mechanism is pooping his pants every time anyone rings our doorbell.
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@K_Chapacabra: Call me faithless, but I just can't believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.
@tayandmae: 9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children
@StephenBCramer: Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane.
@notalogin: With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food.