@garrettbarry70: So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different.
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@TheThomason: Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre or post reboot continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.
@_TheGreatGrizz_: That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther.
@davidkenny100: "The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked" I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache
@osoplain: I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic