@sfreeze6: So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?
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@muskrat_john: "WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married her stuffed bear to a stuffed pony.
@TomTheWicked: Don't blame me. You're the one following a 32 year old man who just jumped into his bed like an Olympic athlete because scary monsters.
@better_off_dad: New smartphone: $1,000 Monthly fees: $200 Data overages: $75 Never talking to anyone: Priceless.
@bwebster76: Saw a bumper sticker today that said Choose Life. I can think of 10 other cereals I'd choose first.