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@sfreeze6: So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?
@BakedBrotatoes: *girl rests her head on my shoulder*
-Are you flexing?
@Vodkantots: I am drinker.
Hear me pour.
@bingowings14: If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?
@Storminika: I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'