@sfreeze6: So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?
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@ehchino: How do I know you're not a cop? "If I was a cop, how would I have this?" *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
@KeetPotato: judge: "you have chosen to defend yourself, is that correct?" me: [muffled from inside full suit of armour] "that's correct"
@rickolantern: When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe