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@adamhess1: So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg?
"No I mean do you have any questions about the job?"

So if Humpty Dumpty is an egg, what species is the thing inside him? Another egg?
“No I mean do you have any questions about the job?”

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