@Ameiam: So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
@RodneyH42: Relationship Status: Even my alarm clock stops responding to me after I bang it
@TheToddWilliams: [algebra class]
KID: This is so stupid
TEACHER: You may need it in your job
KID: What job?
TEACHER: Algebra teacher?
@AntozWolf: I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets.
@Underchilde: If we’re talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I’m thinking of burying you there.
@NoChillPosts: ME EVERY WEEK OF SCHOOL