@Ameiam: So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
@IGotsSmarts: Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job
@DeepDarkFear: Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie.
@cm_rutvik: Jeff: i'm pro gun.
Me: i'm anti gun.
Greg: i'm vegan.
Me: i'm pro gun, now. Jeff, give me your gun.
@hazelmotes1: It seems to me that if you can afford a barrel and a pair or suspenders you can afford a pair of pants.
@Darlainky: If you missed any of the most recent presidential debate, you can catch one side of it on any given Facebook friend's page.