@_SingleBabyMama: So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!
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@topaz_kell: Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought. *puts trench coat back on*
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads "IMTEXAN" than I do behind cars with "Baby on board" signs.
@AngelaEhh: If you see me longingly looking at you at the pub, i'm just wondering if you're going to eat all those nachos?
@nicfit75: Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb.