@jctwritesstuff: So let me get this straight. A dude comes back to life after three days and no one cuts his head off?
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@MarlonBrandNO: Mom: Take out the trash *I take the trash on a lovely date* Mom: Not what I meant *I assassinate the trash in an ally* Mom: Still wrong
@daemonic3: *gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?
@Brampersandon_: MOM: putting him in sports was a bad idea DAD: yup ME (in right field wearing my cup on my face): hey coach look at me I'm Bane lol
@ImKevinito: Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless.