@onedavedeep: So many Jesus accounts...and not one is verified
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@themorris23: My wife calls it "woman's intuition" but I call it "not clearing your browser history."
@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@lisaxy424: I told this cashier she kinda looked like Lorde, and as I was walking out, heard the lady behind me assure her she did not look like Jesus.