@Pulse_NYC: So proud of myself...6 whole months without smoking! Today I was able to ride the elevator all the way to the top without getting winded.
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@CanadianCyn: The garbage man is late. I think he's been cheating on me with some other piece of trash.
@BrendanMcKeigan: Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling "LET THE BEETS DROP!" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable.
@WildeThingy: I wish young people would stop idealising future dystopias and start enjoying the one they're in.