@Travon: So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10.
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@WilliamAder: Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through.
@Roweboat13G: For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over.
@mjkspeaks: An important phone call is something that occurs when there's no better excuse to ignore someone.
@robfee: Wow, 5 years ago we had Steve Jobs and Neil Armstrong. Now we have no jobs and no arms.