@NoChillPosts: SO SAD
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@Samiam556: Walks you into the bedroom. Stands you up straight against the wall. *you notice the sign that says "You must be this tall to ride this guy"
@trojansauce: [watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?
@blairgarner: To apply for a job at Hooters do they hand you a bra and say, "Here, just fill this out." ?
@weinerdog4life: Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time.