@Bill_Nye_Tho__: s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic
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@hashtag_stacks: If I ever got kidnapped my kidnapper would be like 'why are you so good at sitting in one room for a long period of time without showering?'