@GuyThe_Guy: So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?
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@AngryRaccoon2: Told a woman who was shopping with a newborn that I had teenagers. I was waiting for her to say I looked too young to have teenagers. She didn't.
@OnlyFastEddie: Halloween and Valentine's day are pretty much the same thing... people dress up and pretend to be someone they're not for some sugar
@themiltron: god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock