@GuyThe_Guy: So we agree when the zombies come we feed em the teenagers first, right?
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@theyearofelan: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?
@donni: Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly
@Reverend_Scott: [firing squad] Any last requests? "Here's my mixtape, if u like it, will u let me live?" Yes. *listens* Oh man that's FIRE *gunshots*