@PopSlapFunk: So we no longer say "please" and "thanks" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars.
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@tigdonovan: Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You're going to blow my secret that I'm a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit
@Michael1979: 5 ways I am superior to a horse: 1. Better at catching frisbees 2. I refuse to be told what to do by jockeys 3. If a horse is badly injured or gravely ill, I'd probably be faster than that horse 4. I own more swords than most horses 5. Unlike horses, I know how to use the ATM
@muse_me_again: Just once when someone says, "Is anyone there?" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. "What up. I'm over here. You got me."