@PopSlapFunk: So we no longer say "please" and "thanks" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars.
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@TheCatWhisprer: Based on her reaction I don't think my toddler will ever forgive me for gently wiping her face.
@EndhooS: If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested.
@AdamOfEarth: "That's one small step for man. That's one open fridge for man. That's one good sandwich for-" "Neil! Stop." "I WALKED ON THE MOON, JANET"
@InternetHippo: MOVIE GUY: I’m not giving up. I’m going to win her affections no matter what! WORLD: This is romantic and not troubling